Lets face the ugly truth shall we ? I understand your agony about the fact that your mom use to tell you that you were beautiful and all the other children were jealous , but now that your both older and herself more senile and her social filters gone a bit askew , she constantly repeats the fact that she often times had to get drunk first before breastfeeding you .
It probably also stings abit when upon entering a room you scare all the children and make babies cry . So you got a bum deal in the looks department... It happens , and short of getting your entire face lopped off and replaced with a cardboard cutout of somebody much more attractive ... Your pretty much stuck .
You know what though ? All is not lost . You still have your personality and I'm sure a reasonable amount of alcohol can cover the rest . You just have to stop being bitter. No sense in being ugly on the inside as well given you already have one strike against you .
What about Success you ask ??? Most certainly!!! There are loads of successful ugly people even Hollywood of all places . Just take a gander at these ugly mugs
Paul Giamatti
Vincent schiavelli
Anyhow , I think you understand what I'm trying to get at here ... If you don't... Probably means you have 2 strikes against you . Ugly and stupid and that's another discussion best suited for another day , untill next time... Keep a stiff upper lip , and while your at it wipe that crusty schmutz off the corner of your mouth .
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