Thursday, January 8, 2015

Ugly people: Invest in your personality

Lets face the ugly truth shall we ? I understand your agony about the fact that your mom use to tell you that you were beautiful and all the other children were jealous , but now that your both older and herself more senile and her social filters gone a bit askew , she constantly repeats the fact that she often times had to get drunk first before breastfeeding you .
 
It probably also stings abit when upon entering a room you scare all the children and make babies cry . So you got a bum deal in the looks department... It happens , and short of getting your entire face lopped off and replaced with a cardboard cutout of somebody much more attractive ... Your pretty much stuck .
 
You know what though ? All is not lost . You still have your personality and I'm sure a reasonable amount of alcohol can cover the rest . You just have to stop being bitter. No sense in being ugly on the inside as well given you already have one strike against you .
 
What about Success you ask ??? Most certainly!!! There are loads of successful ugly people even Hollywood of all places . Just take a gander at these ugly mugs
 


 
Paul Giamatti 
 


Vincent schiavelli
 
 Anyhow , I think you understand what I'm trying to get at here ... If you don't... Probably means you have 2 strikes against you . Ugly and stupid and that's another discussion best suited for another day , untill next time... Keep a stiff upper lip , and while your at it wipe that crusty schmutz off the corner of your mouth .
 

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Poetry : The Sun Rises

I have recently decided to take on a new hobby.... Poetry . It's not something I have ever been good at , however I figure... What the fuck ... Why not?? So here's my debut poem

The Sun Rises
 
The Sun Rises in the East
and sets....in the west .
 
that's all I got  , hope you enjoyed it . I think the tactical ellipse in the second verse really sets the tone .

introduction

Hello ! Welcome to my blog. basically a random collection of my poetry ,stories, musings, and senseless rants . I would like to first dedicate this blog to my father , who always told that if I try hard enough , and work really hard at something , ill most likely make a complete ass of myself . Enjoy.....or not .